Federal Open Mouth Policy is a Big Sell

The first time I realized that the Federal Open Mouth Policy is a Big Sell was over a year ago, when Fed Chief Ben Bernanke made some innocuous remarks about financial conditions that at that point did not yet rise to the level of panic. The stock market sold off hard.

Bear Stearns rescue -- short term relief, after which market sold off hard.

The statements that have followed every one of the Fed's and Treasury's Sunday evening interventions -- short term relief, after which market sold off hard.

Every one of these schemes to expand the type of security they'll take at the Fed window to include S&H green stamps, Pokemon cards, Indian wampum and pocket lint -- short term gain, after which, well, you know.

TARP, TALF . . . barf.

George W. Bush, Ben Bernanke, and Hank Paulson -- just the headline on CNBC that any of them would make any kind of a statement those last many months of 2008 unleashed a blizzard of sell orders. If the latter two had to go to Congress, same thing, only worse. It has been singularly unedifying to see the people who run the world questioned by the likes of Maxine Waters, Ron Paul, and Bernie Sanders.

The sands ran out of the glass on the hapless Bush administration, and everyone hoped for change. Just the good feeling and positive energy engendered by the new Obama administration would improve the economy in short order, or so I was told by business friends including some Wall Street people.

The Inauguration Address went over like a lead balloon. Big, big sell.

But there were high hopes for the Stimulus Bill . . . until that turned out to be a carnival of wasteful payoffs to favored constituencies, of which capital is emphatically not one. Sell.

The president's first press conference. Surely even his fans can't think this was a great performance. Apart from the oddly angry demeanor, the one takeaway is the he didn't want to steal the thunder of Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner. Geithner, the indispensable man who had to be confirmed, despite his defects, because he is the career financial policy fixer who lives breathes eats and drinks financial and economic policy, and only he can prevent the ailing system of free market capitalism from falling about our feet. He will have a banking plan for us the next day. Can't steal his thunder.

The finger was on the sell button, but we held back on pressing it.

It turns out there's no thunder! Timothy Geithner may be a career financial and economic policy geek whose entire life has been preparation for the moment. He may have been Treasury Secretary in waiting for many months, during which time he presumably could have given some thought to our systemic issues and what he might like to do to address them. But on the day he had nothing. The indispensable man had no plan. There was some hand waving and some expressions of good intentions. What a disappointment. Big, big sell.

The bank chieftains went to Washington to get punched out by Congress. You knew what to do. It's become routine.

So yesterday we had the housing plan, and a speech by Ben Bernanke at the National Press Club. Bernanke sounded at ease, and very sensible. What do you know . . . these have actually been taken on board without another tsunami of selling. Maybe the capital interests of this country are exhausted, or have put as much into gold and Chinese stocks as they care to for now, or maybe they actually think that socializing the debts of the fiscally unsound is the way to move America forward.

Or maybe they will wait till later in the day. It's early yet.

While I wait, I'll express my hope that everyone in government would reconsider their open mouth policy for a while.

UPDATE: No mistake, they sold it hard in the afternoon. After the close, a few companies blew up, portending more of the same tomorrow.

MORE UPDATES: The selling continued all week, taking the indices down to 1997 levels. In other words, if you have been investing since 1997, you needn't have bothered.